The hangover-killing breakfast burger

This breakfast is in no way endorsed by the calorie-counting demon existing inside me, but occasionally I feel the need to completely destroy one of these bad boys. And generally go back to bed straight after. Eat at your own risk.

Per burger:

Two slices of thick slced bread

Two slices of cheese

Two full rashers of bacon

One egg

Red onion, sliced

Tomato, sliced

a couple of spinach leaves

Tomato sauce and/or aioli

The key is all in the assembly. I know everyone thinks they're a burger king or queen, but they have been lying to you. You want the cheese to melt, and you don't want the tomato sliding off the egg and down your shirt.

So, it's put all this together, it's the perfect mix of disgusting hangover cure, plus a couple of salad items (who am I kidding?) and it's ready to go.